
New Beginnings
The New Year is traditionally a time to reflect on our lives and figure out what challenges are ahead, or what changes we want to make. Do we like our living environment? Our jobs? Is our health on track or should we get a membership at a health spa?
Are we happy with the progress of our writing careers? Do we feel comfortable with our progress, or is it time to shake things up a bit by taking some workshops? Is it time to start a new book or a new series? Do you have a drawer full of perfectly good first draft stories that need to be edited, finished and released?
January’s Sage Challenge was to write up to 800 words on something involving beginnings or starting over in any genre. The stories/poems submitted are below. Enjoy!
Authors Titles
- Maralie Waterman Agnes’ Grand Idea
- Pat Walkow Embracing My Authorship
- Jim Tritten The Call
- Dita Dow The First Lie
- Léonie Rosenstiel I Admit it, I’m 78 years old and in Law School
- Reza Ghadimi Brewing a Pot of Hope
- Ruth E. Thaler-Carter New Beginnings
- R. U. Kidden Reasonable Alimony
- Sam Mooreman Rolling On
Agnes’ Grand Idea
by Maralie Waterman
Agnes K. Pinklepuss announced the beginning of her fabulous new novel on a Tuesday. “It’s not eternal damnation. It’s only Tuesday,” she said to herself; never having thought well of Tuesdays in general.
I’m starting,” Agnes told her husband at breakfast.
Gerald looked up from the morning paper, his pate lustrous as a candied apple in the sunlight from the kitchen window. He blinked, “starting what, darling?”
“My new novel,” declared Agnes, buttering rye toast with the authority of Wellington dispatching Napoleon to St. Helena. “It begins with a tragic lighthouse keeper.”
“Why tragic?” Gerald asked.
“A lost love dying of tuberculosis.”
“Tuberculosis?” Gerald repeated, as though testing his footing on an icy walkway. “Historical, then?”
“Oh no,” Agnes replied, tucking an escaped magenta lock into her pencil bun. “Science fiction fantasy.”
“Ah…” Gerald sighed and wondered if it might not be time to feed the cats.
“And there are ducks.” Agnes took a decisive bite of her toast, chewing thoughtfully as she toyed with the cerulean beaded chain around her neck that kept the glasses, she didn’t really need handy at all times.
“Regular quack-quack ducks?” Gerald queried, pulling his bathrobe around a middle that kept expanding without him understanding how.
Agnes surveyed her husband of thirty-two years as though he’d lost his mind. “How interesting would that be?” She took another bite of toast and replied, “they’re communists, Gerald.”
“Of course,” Gerald replied, discarding his paper. The Sun truly had nothing on his Agnes. “How silly of me.”
“And pudding.”
“What sort,” Gerald asked, intrigued. “You know I fancy butterscotch.”
Agnes eyed Gerald, as she might one of the cats, if it picked up a pen and began taking notes. “The pudding is metaphorical.”
“Right.”
***
Agnes phoned her sister, Kate, next.
“It’s terribly exciting.” Agnes explained, “There’s a fog that talks.”
“A what?”
“A fog that talks… opinionated like the former PM. Quite rude really.”
“Agnes, are you well?”
“And an evil hat worn by the antihero.”
Kate tapped her freshly polished nails on the table. Each phone call with Agnes made her feel like she needed to up her prescriptions. “The hat is evil and worn by the villain?”
“Anti-hero, Kate,” Agnes continued. “They have very different motivations.”
“Okay…”
“But the anti-hero is only an anti-hero because of the evil hat.”
“I have another call coming in,” said Kate.
***
By lunchtime, Agnes was explaining the story to her friends Jane and Martha.
“And the ducks form a committee,” she said while arranging the cutlery, salt and pepper shakers as waterfowl. “They seek to overthrow the tragic lighthouse keeper, but he’s not really deposed. It’s more of a symbolic coup.”
“If there’s a lighthouse, shouldn’t they be seagulls?” Martha asked, straightening her glasses.
Jane gave her wife a warning look and said, “I think the ducks making a committee sounds ever so logical. You’re so creative, Agnes.”
“Does anything explode?” asked Martha hopefully, as she was a fan of all things Mission Impossible.
“Martha…” Jane began.
“Possibly a shoe… yes, a shoe,” Agnes announced gleefully.
“A shoe explodes?’ Jane repeated. “Does it belong to the lighthouse keeper?”
“Oh, no. More a metaphorical exploding shoe,” said Agnes.
“Like in Magnolia?” Martha queried.
“Was there a metaphorical exploding shoe in Magnolia?” Jane asked.
“There were metaphors on metaphors in Magnolia,” Martha replied.
“It’s a subplot,” Agnes began.
***
That afternoon, Agnes cornered a timid young man in a watch cap on the bus. The man looked around and clutched at his Greengrocer bags protectively. “I don’t usually talk to strangers.”
“Posh. We’re not strangers, or we won’t be for long,” Agnes gushed. “Now, about those ducks…”
The man jumped into traffic at the next stop, leaving his Greengrocer bags behind.
***
That evening, Agnes sat down at her desk. She inserted a fresh piece of paper in the typewriter. She waited.
“Alright. It’s just you and me, now,” Agnes informed the typewriter, the paper and the walls.
There was no reply.
“Don’t be like that,” Agnes sighed and hit the return.
The typewriter stared back, smug and silent.
Gerald poked his head in, “How’s it coming?”
“Arrgghh!” Agnes threw herself across the typewriter in response.
“I’ll come back later,” Gerald said.
“This was my bloody masterpiece!” Agnes wailed to the room at large. “Where are you?”
Silence.
Agnes rose, stalking about the room. She downward dogged and sun saluted. Perhaps some yoga to release the creative energy trapped in her chi? Maybe Tuesdays were eternal damnation? This was Agnes’ thought as she returned to the typewriter. She glared at the sparkling sheet of paper before slowly reaching out to peck with one index finger: It was a dark and stormy Tuesday night…
~The End ~
Embracing My Authorship
by Patricia Walkow
2026 will be a year of recommitment to my life as an author, and the year I solidify what “success” means to me.
My writing life started six months shy of my thirteenth birthday, decades ago. That’s when I got my first rejection letter.
I had written a story about the day my little sister made her First Communion. My parents hosted a party to celebrate, and the adults were talking about people of other ethnicities. And the talk wasn’t charitable. I knew their conversation did not reflect the sacred events of the day. So, I wrote a story about it.
“Why don’t you send your story to The Saturday Review?” Dad asked. “It’s the best literary magazine.”
A few weeks later, I received a rejection letter. I considered myself a failure as a writer.
Nonetheless, I dabbled through the years: I wrote my summer camp’s newsletter; three of my haikus were published in an anthology of high school poetry. As a teacher, I curated and produced an anthology of children’s short stories in the school where I taught. When I left teaching and entered the world of computer programming, I wrote technical and non-technical articles for every employer I had.
Thirty years after that first rejection letter, I came across it and read it again.
My eyes had grown wiser. The letter was kind. Helpful. The editor liked the story and gave me the name of a youth magazine. She encouraged me to submit my story to them.
But I didn’t.
Yet, re-reading the letter planted a seed.
In my forties, I got my first dog, Cheyenne. I approached our local newspaper, The Glendale [California] News Press and pitched an idea to them. Thus, my Dog’s Day Out column was born, replete with my byline and a photo of me and the dog. We took trips through California and I wrote about them, offering insights for dog-accompanied travelers. I was paid for each article, and Cheyenne became a local celebrity.
One morning, my husband and I went out to breakfast with him. Halfway through the meal, an older man approached our table and asked, “Is that the dog who writes the newspaper column?”
“Yes,” I replied. “I’m his editor.”
That little column both validated my writing and softened my youthful failure. A fringe benefit was that I got invited to things—dog parties, local canine events, and making rounds with hospital therapy dogs.
When I moved to New Mexico, my writing blossomed. I no longer allowed rejection to inhibit me from submitting stories. I co-authored a business book, wrote a few articles for The Corrales Comment, Corrales MainStreet News, and Albuquerque, the Magazine. Buoyed by seeing my name in print, I pushed onward, and became the editor of Corrales MainStreet News. I submitted short stories to anthologies and am published in at least a dozen.
A neighbor wanted to write his memoir. He formed a critique group and I was a charter member. During the group’s first year, I started a short story that turned into an honest-to-goodness full-length book. I entered it into half a dozen contests, and it won several gold medals.
I was stoked.
The writing group published six anthologies of members’ work, and I have short stories in each one. I edited or co-edited four of these collections and continue to value critiques of my work from the group.
I prefer to self-publish my work. Self publishing is great as long as you are meticulous and ensure your work is well-edited. A couple of small presses have also published my work. I can’t deny that it’s satisfying to say, “I’d love to join you for a movie on Friday, but my publisher and I have lunch planned that day.”
Since I’ve retired and no longer have a “real” job, writing has become my profession. No, I don’t make a lot of money. Sure, that would be nice. But I am driven by the need to tell a story—whether fiction or non-fiction—and my payment is in good reviews and occasional royalties. Sometimes, I get a not-so-good review, but when, as a writer, I open myself to the world, I never know what I’m going to get back.
In the new year, I have several active projects: stories to submit, stories to write, a novel to publish, more marketing activities, and speaking events to schedule.
A best-seller would be wonderful. But “success” comes in many forms, and I welcome each one: being published is success; good reviews and awards are successes; continuing to write is success; writing that first sentence is success; giving at talk at a library or bookstore or being on a radio show or podcast are also successes.
Embracing my life as an author is success.
The Call
Jim Tritten
Ringgggg … Ringgggg … Ringgggg.
I looked down at the caller ID.
New Mexico …
The right side of the caller ID screen obscured the rest of the name.
But – I knew who was calling.
I’d been dreading this call.
Two Fridays ago, on a pleasant sunny New Mexican afternoon, I lay on a gurney with a medical apparatus inserted deep inside my body.
It was not a pleasant experience, but one that was necessary.
The pressure increased, and I felt a sharp instrument probe into a part of my body that would never be exposed to light.
Modern medicine has devised means to uncover hidden threats.
Involuntarily, I exhaled a moan as the probe took a bite.
Then another chunk left my body.
Twelve more around the suspected area.
I left that Friday afternoon and experienced all the physical side effects of having an internal probe remove bits of my body for a detailed laboratory examination.
I expected the worst and attempted to use the coping skills taught to me to deal with my PTSD.
My mind drifted, and I recalled a particularly good man I had known many years ago, with whom I spoke just before he passed.
Steve was a fellow Navy pilot who had earned three Navy Crosses during World War II.
Steve said to me on the phone, “Jim, you have no idea how debilitating chemotherapy is.”
This fearless man’s voice quivered, and I could hear his chest heave.
Much like mine is heaving as I pen these thoughts.
Would I be able to undergo treatment that would reduce me to such a state?
Back to the present … Ring … Ring …
I picked up the instrument and held it next to my ear.
“Mr. Tritten, this is Doctor Kaplan.”
Today’s phone call was from the New Mexico Cancer Center.
A modern antiseptic chamber of horrors.
Doctor Kaplan is a lovely person, and her dad and I were stationed on the same aircraft carrier.
We talked about life in the Navy during my initial office consultation.
I had asked her to give me the veteran’s special and to use a probe that wouldn’t hurt.
It hurt.
After listening to the kind doctor, my mind racing to what I thought she would tell me, I said, “Wait, please … what did you just say?”
She repeated some medical jargon, using terms I did not fully understand.
I focused on one phrase that was the essence of the call.
“Doctor Kaplan, I’m not sure I fully understood what you said …
… Let me repeat back to you what I thought I heard …
… I don’t have cancer?”
“Yes, Mr. Tritten, you don’t have cancer.”
Months’ worth of frightful anticipation vanished in an instant. My eyes welled up, and my breath was ragged.
My body shook … I heard these words come out of my mouth. “Please, say that again.”
“You don’t have cancer.”
My face tightened, and my stomach clenched. This time, realizing what had been said and what I was about to say, “One more time … please say that again.”
“You don’t have cancer.”
The tears rolled down both cheeks as my chest heaved, and I broke down and thanked God.
Today’s call gave me a new outlook on the rest of my life.
The First Lie
by Dita Dow
The first thing I did after the fire was lie.
“Name?” the police officer asked, pen hovering.
“Jonah Reed,” I said.
She wrote it down. My hands were pink and peeling as I rubbed them together.
“You’re lucky. Another minute in there—”
“I know.”
The pen paused. Her eyes flicked up, then back down. A radio crackled behind me.
“Anyone we should call?”
“No.” I coughed. “There’s no one.”
She underlined something.
“Do you know how the fire started?”
“No. I woke up coughing.”
“Smelled smoke?”
“Yes.”
“Anything else?”
I pictured the match flare. The brief, holy quiet before everything caught.
“No.”
“The ambulance is waiting to check you out.”
“I’m fine.”
My skin disagreed. My lungs whistled.
Red lights flashed across the street. Someone offered me a blanket. I took it. Someone asked if I wanted to sit. I sat on the curb as ash drifted down like dirty snow.
The house behind me wasn’t a house anymore. Just a shape where something used to be. The windows were gone. The door had folded inward, blackened.
I watched the smoke thin as it climbed.
“Sir?” A firefighter stood in front of me, soot streaked across his face.
I looked up.
“You’ll need somewhere to stay tonight.”
“I’ll find something.”
I always did.
I walked away before anyone could stop me. Down the street, past neighbors who watched too carefully, past yellow tape that meant nothing once you stepped under it.
At the corner, I looked back. The fire had devoured everything that proved I’d been there. The smell clung to me anyway. It always does. You get used to it.
I cut through dark alleys and stayed in the shadows until I reached a motel—one of those flea-bit places where no one asks for ID and no one asks questions.
“Room,” I said.
“Cash.”
I slid the bills across. The clerk pushed a key toward me. No name. No clipboard. Not even a glance.
I shut the door and threw the bolt.
The blanket slid off my shoulders and hit the floor in a stiff, singed heap. I didn’t pick it up.
In the bathroom, I turned the faucet all the way cold and shoved my hands under it. The water needled my skin. Blisters had already risen, pale and tight, promising pain later. Ash slid from my hair into the sink, washing away in a gray ribbon.
I stayed until the shaking stopped.
I dried my hands on a towel that smelled faintly of bleach and looked up.
The mirror showed me a man between versions of himself. Red eyes. Soot in the lines of my face. Skin peeling at the edges of my palms. Tomorrow, this man wouldn’t exist. Tomorrow would be a new beginning. A new name. A clean start—if you ignore the smell.
I reached into my pocket.
The matchbook rested in my palm, bent soft, the logo worn thin. I slid the last match free and held it there, waiting.
I closed my eyes and saw it again: the strike, the brief bloom of light, the moment before the fire decided what it wanted to be.
That pause is everything. That’s where the noise shuts up. Where the past loosens its grip. Fire understands beginnings better than people do. It doesn’t hesitate. It commits.
I struck the match.
The flame blossomed, small and perfect, blue at the base, yellow at the tip. It leaned toward the air, curious. The heat kissed my fingers, gentle at first, like it was asking permission.
I watched it, my heart slowing to its rhythm. In that light, I understood what was required.
I lowered my hand and let the fire decide.
The flame crept closer, no longer curious—hungry. I felt the old pull, sharp and familiar, and knew where it led.
I stepped to the sink and turned on the tap.
I held the match beneath the stream. The fire bent, flared, fought for half a second, then hissed and vanished in a thin curl of smoke. What remained was a blackened stick, soft and ruined.
I dropped it and watched it disappear down the drain.
My hands were empty. No heat. No light. Nothing waiting to be fed.
I sat on the edge of the bed and opened the side table drawer.
A Gideon Bible lay inside. Beside it, a brand-new matchbook—clean cardboard, uncreased, untouched.
I closed the drawer.
Tomorrow, I would start clean.
True Confessions
I’m a 78-Year-Old Who Just Entered Law School
by Léonie Rosenstiel
After almost seven decades of resisting becoming an attorney, I finally caved. Now I’m, as they call us a “1L.”
There’s no Guinness World Record for the oldest person ever to apply, but the oldest recorded law school graduate was 91.
I’d always told myself that I didn’t like arguments and didn’t want to go to any school full time, ever again. My earlier education should be enough for a lifetime, shouldn’t it? I thought that the “student” chapter of my life was long closed.
What changed me? I was involved in family legal issues that dragged on for more than fourteen years and started to write about them. Then, I wanted to help others avoid the hazards out there, waiting to trap us all.
“You should go to law school,” author Jack Canfield, the co-creator of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, told me.
“Really, you should!” opined best-selling author Patty Aubrey, then the president of Jack’s self-development company.
Steve Harrison, whose PR firm worked with Jack as well as with authors Robert Kiyosaki and John Gray, and Steve’s wife, Laura, who works with him, told me the same thing. Both regularly collaborate with Jack and Patty on critiquing the manuscripts for their joint writers’ retreats.
All four were early readers and advisors for my books Protecting Mama, Legal Protection, and They’re Coming for Your Elders and Your Inheritance, volumes that deal with various aspects of law and legal cases.
Each time they read a new draft, they encouraged me in my latest effort, and this little script played out again. By 2025, I’d been writing about the law for more than eight years.
Influencers really do have a better chance of convincing you to do things. Jack and Patty and Steve and Laura are influencers ten times over. I eventually allowed them to convince me.
Considering going back to school shifted me from “expert’s” mind back to “beginner’s mind.” Why would I do that? But then, why not, if I can? I was searching for better ways to understand and solve the legal and public policy issues I’d identified in my last three books and a good half-a-dozen essays.
I can’t be a full-time law student and do anything else! I’d believed that for years, but I learned that the passing decades have changed things.
Now there are amazing new opportunities, like being a part-time law student. I could even study law online and still be eligible to take a Bar exam! That’s a radical change. No more having to be in residence in a law school at a university and studying one single subject 24/7. The 1960s are finally over!
Now, I can be a law student and not quit creative writing, an activity I’ve been enjoying since I was ten.
My first online law school class (legal writing and analysis) on January 7, 2026, gave many attendees a rude shock. We all do other things and want to become lawyers. We had dutifully gathered and sat, staring at our computer screens, during that evening’s seminar.
Our instructor, a pleasant, professional-looking woman with twenty years of experience in various areas of legal practice, broke the bad news.
“The creative writers among you are going to be disappointed,” she warned us. “This is not a course in creative writing. You are going to be doing quite a lot of writing. But it’s legal writing.” (It turns out that I’m the only creative writer in that section of the course.)
Apart from the writing style being dry, cold, and wildly different from what I’m used to, being a law student makes me feel young again! The learning process hasn’t changed all that much. “School” was just like old times. And here, I’m talking about the 1960s and 70s.
The books didn’t arrive in time. Technology sometimes worked, but sometimes didn’t. The professors and advisors all really want to help. Actually, that attitude’s a lot better than what I had during my undergrad experience and my first graduate experience, too.
After I got frustrated with having to listen to all the video modules of the same intro-to-the-technology class twice because their counter didn’t record the results the first time, I remembered that my memory banks had built-in ways to cope with these SNAFUs. Laughter.
Something new for the new year? Yes. Time to shake my life up a bit? You betcha!
Is my 78-year-old brain still agile enough to do all the memorization involved? I don’t know. Whether I ultimately manage to graduate from law school or not, it’s going to be a voyage of discovery. (I’ll be writing more about my adventures in law school on my Substack, in a series called “Confessions of a 78-Year-Old Law Student.”)
BREWING A POT OF HOPE
By Reza Ghadimi
*****
In these times of uncertainties
Brewing hope can be challenging
Begin by heating two cups of water of life
Heat to the warmth of the heart
Now pour in a cup of prayer to keep
Evil at bay, just in case.
*
In a separate pan
Blend four tablespoons of gratitude with
Oil of peace, slice a clove of kindness, add
Some chopped roots of earth’s blessing
With a pinch of prosperity
Brown to harmony, and set aside.
*
Mix a cup of fortitude cream with
Grated cheese of understanding
Stir well
Add to the water, let it simmer till it smells of satisfaction.
*
Finally, combine all ingredients on low heat of patience
From the herb garden of serenity, pick morsels of
Happiness, smile, love, some golden petals of contentment
Sprinkle upon your pot of hope, and serve it hot.
*****
New Beginnings
by Ruth E. Thaler-Carter
After about nine months as a newcomer to Albuquerque, so much is still new — and exciting.
I love my living environment! I have a garden of my own for the first time in my life, and am learning about native plants, sustainability, and landscaping to ensure that I’m faithful to what’s important in that aspect of life in New Mexico. Gardening is a new activity for me, and the new year should see more ways to be a good citizen of the environment through that activity. The view from my living room and workspace is of the Sandia Mountains, with hot air balloons cruising past my windows almost every morning — a beautiful new way to greet the day and be inspired.
My first few weeks here were a challenge in the health arena as I adapted to new levels of altitude and the need to be well-hydrated, but now I have that in place and feel acclimated. New Mexico is starting to feel like home on that level. I also have a built-in new way to contribute to my health: a swimming pool and water aerobics class right in my new community that I can walk to.
I’ve been enjoying new levels of interaction with family — I moved here because I have three generations of family (and a high school classmate!) in Corrales, as well as a newly discovered cousin just a couple blocks from my place here in Albuquerque. It’s lovely to see my grandnephews and -niece continually as they grow; much better than only seeing them once a year or so.
My writing career has been seeing exciting new progress on several levels since I came to New Mexico. It’s not a new venture — I’ve been writing for pay since high school and full-time freelance since 1984 — but I’m finding new outlets to approach and new topics to explore. I always thought of writing as a path to lifelong learning, and this era in my life is proving that to be true. I’m also expanding my professional connections and activities through membership in new-to-me groups like SouthWest Writers, New Mexico Writers, New Mexico Press Women, the ABQ NewComers Club, and more. Some of these affiliations are providing new ways to interact with colleagues and provide resources; others are just fun. My skillset is expanding with new tasks and commitments. My new home community is also a new source of professional activity, with a magazine I’ve been asked to edit and write for, and a leadership role as communications chair.
There has even been news on the family front: I have a brand-new grandnephew! My niece in Santa Fe had a baby right at the end of 2025, and we celebrated his arrival in the world this month.
I know it’s about as early in 2026 as it can get, but this new year is shaping up to look like a good one. I hope the good news and new adventures will continue for myself, with similar good things for colleagues and friends.
Reasonable Alimony
by R. U. Kiddin
My name is Abigail and I have decided to run for governor of California.
Since I currently live in Kentucky, I realize I’ll have to move, but I really think that I could do that state a lot of good.
My Momma doesn’t agree…she thinks that ten minutes after I get elected the San Andreas fault would let loose, half the state would fall in the ocean, and the voters would all say it’s my fault. But I think I have a convincing platform.
You see people are tired of what they have always known and they are looking for new ideas, but the new ideas they want are really reconditioned old ideas because they don’t really want everything to change, they just want what bugs THEM to change.
People like the idea of change, but they also like stability, the key is to leave most stuff as is, but to find a new platform that excites the emotions of between 20 and 30 percent of a given population base. California is ripe for just that kind of upheaval.
I’ve decided to base my platform on the concept of Reasonable Alimony
California has the highest divorce rate in the nation and the most ridiculous alimony system. Some guy gets the hots for some girl…marries her…and two years later they divorce, but he has to pay alimony through the nose and sacrifice part of his retirement for the rest of his life.
The only way he can get out of it is if she marries again – but why should she marry if all her expenses are paid by the ex?”
Of course, it applies equally to wealthy women who marry boy toys, and it would also include all the many variations of same sex marriage currently in fashion.
It’s gotten so crazy that the kids lose track of which people are their parents, versus step-parents and the parents have all their money going to lawyers and child-support. So I came up with a new idea…
Eliminate marriage entirely.
If I was elected Governor I would propose we restructure the entire system of cohabitation. Get all the lawyers together and create a legal contract that is required of anyone who wants to declare themselves a couple – regardless of age, race or sexual identity.
Before you think I am being a twit, let me finish. Yes, we eliminate marriage from the laws of the state of California as it exists. Then we make up new laws that erase everything and start over. You make it so that everybody who wants to get married has to agree in advance to split their assets equally if they decide they want to get divorced.
It goes like this: Mr. A and Miss B get married. When they break up their combined assets are split in half. If they get married again, then divorced, the assets get split in half again…and again…at the time of the divorce. No Alimony.
“And what about children?” You ask? What happens to the kids – is there still child support, who gets it.
That’s all in the pre-nup. Kids get an equal split of the money. The money and the responsibility for the kids is passed over to the Walt Disney Corporation.
It’s PERFECT…children of divorced parents are always being bounced around between people who hate each other. The state of California takes half the money the kids receive for their schooling, room, board and nannies, and puts the rest in a trust that they get at age 21. The state uses the money to build and staff a huge school with dormitories for all ages right next to Disneyland so they can spend their free time at the park. it’s a kids dream!
All the kids live at the school and the parents can sign them out on weekends and vacations. They never have to see their parents screaming at each other or crying – they only see them happy.
Could the kids have field trips to things like football games and racetracks?…I don’t see why not.
This is a win-win for everybody. All parents pay alimony – but only to Disneyland, who takes over all the boring, tedious parts of raising kids. Of course if somebody is a serial divorcer it could get complicated trying to figure out which parent gets to ride the ferris wheel with which kid…but in the true spirit of politics, I’ll figure that out after I get elected.
My Mom thinks I could actually win…in California.
Rolling On
by Sam Moorman
A Spain tour called “Picos de Europa” bused twelve of us from an airport to a village deep in mountains. After two weeks of walking dirt paths and fording patches of ice and foot-deep snow—and great food and booze–we were shuttled back to our rendezvous airport for flights home. I was on board because it was the only way out of that remote area, which lacked regular bus service.
But I was not flying home and would head instead to northern Spain to meet another tour. So an hour out of deep mountains I was dropped at a little town just before our bus would veer west to the airport. I’d continue north on my own . . . somehow. I was let out in the open cobblestone square of a town so small it was not on my map. While mates hollered, “Goodbye,” our trip guide waved around the empty square, “There’s a bus stop here somewhere.”
I walked the entire square without finding a bus stop—or anything. A line of tiny shops faced inward, but nothing was open—no bakery or cafe—and there was no traffic. This town was dead–or fully asleep, which made sense because it was six in the morning on Sunday.
I dropped my bag by a pole announcing a taxi stand, and stood there. Around me nothing moved. All was still and quiet, thought felt celery crisp in the budding dawn. I had that fresh feeling you can get when alone in nature, when you seem to be the first and only human on the planet. In time a lone street-sweeper shuffled into the square waving his whisk broom. He paused nearby and stared at me—curious of course about this pale stranger in his town. I stood rigid like a pillar beside my bag and gazed fixedly at distant hills, feeling like an idiot while pretending to know what I was doing. Sure, I was waiting for a taxi at a stand that probably wouldn’t see a vehicle all day. The old fellow moved away without a word, just footsteps and his soft “whisk-whisk.”
An hour later I was getting nervous because the square was still empty. I pondered being stuck here all day—or my natural life! Then a familiar clang and whistle got me peering down one road branching from the square. Crossbars dropped a block away and a freight train rolled slowly by. That was enough for me to hoist my bag and walk to those tracks which I hadn’t noticed before.
Looking up and down the rails—Damn!–a boxy structure stood a hundred yards up the tracks, a quaint little train station. Sure it was closed like everything else, but a schedule posted outside promised a passenger train in two hours. On that Sunday! So I sat on my bag and read a book until a train arrived at the appointed time. Saved again!
A cushioned seat aboard soothed my troubles. Then steel wheels click-clicking on rail joints brought to mind the traveler’s song, New Things Coming.
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